May 25, 2024


Christopher Spivey.

There are two ways at looking at ‘coincidence’:

A coincidence is a remarkable concurrence of events or circumstances that have no apparent causal connection with one another. The perception of remarkable coincidences may lead to supernatural, occult, or paranormal claims”. Wikipedia

“There is no such thing as a coincidence. There are no accidents in life. Everything that happens is the result of a calculated move that leads us to where we are.”J.M. Darhower, Redemption

However, when it comes down to the press and their coincidences; I certainly do not believe a fucking word… That is to say, the press use varying degrees of coincidence in nearly all of their stories – some are small and subtle, and some are just darn right fantastical.

So let’s start with the shooting of Police sergeant Matiu Ratana… Indeed, there is a clue to this old bollox in his lat name:

The Metropolitan Police custody sergeant shot dead at a London police station by a suspect in handcuffs was today identified as a rugby-loving ‘big friendly bear’ from New Zealand who was two-months away from retirement. 

Sergeant Matiu Ratana, 54, was allegedly shot five times in the chest at point-blank range by a 23-year-old man while he was detained for possession of ammunition and Class B drugs with intent to supply at Croydon custody centre in South London.

Okay, let’s stop there for a moment, because I do not believe a word of this old fanny for one moment and the [already] over-reporting on this shit does nothing to convince me otherwise.

And at this juncture, I should also tell you that I have been arrested over a dozen times in my life – most of them for petty crimes when I was a much younger man.

Yet, even back in the 1980’s when I was arrested for kids stuff there was still absolutely zero chance of anyone having a concealed weapon on them… And arrest procedures have toughened up an awful lot since then.

Moreover, the fact that the shooter – who was apparently on the terror watch list – had drugs and bullets on him means that he would have been thoroughly searched at the scene… And I mean thoroughly. The old bill are not afraid to touch your bollocks, don’t cha know?

However, we are then supposed to believe that these incompetent coppers missed this “small” gun shoved down the suspects trousers… Fucking impossible.

Nevertheless, the fella is then taken into custody with his hands cuffed behind his back:

It has been revealed that the man was handcuffed behind his back when the shots were fired from a revolver which the man had stuffed down his trousers... Source

And this is where the real bollox starts. You see, on arrival, the mush would have been booked in and searched again… Yet apparently, he wasn’t going to be strip searched, he was going to be searched with a metal detector… Oh my fucking days:

‘His handcuffs remained in place while officers prepared to search him using a metal detector... Source

And fuck me, if you believe that you will believe any fucking thing. Yet more bizarrely still, this mush – despite having his hands cuffed behind his back – then managed to pull out the gun and shoot Sgt Rat FIVE fucking times… I’m pissing myself with laughter here.

I mean, I have had my hands cuffed behind my back and I can tell you now, shooting someone once would have been impossible, let alone FIVE fucking times… Try it yourself by just holding your hands slightly apart behind your back and see what leverage you have… Yet this cunt managed to [some-fucking-how] fire FIVE times!

Better still – at least according to Radio 2 – the shooter was then shot by the police and is now in a critical condition. This means that Croydon police station either has guns readily available or whilst the shooter was firing off 5 rounds, some Gammon or other ran to the gun cabinet, checked out a gun and then ran back and shot the mush!

And if that is the case, then that copper MUST be guilty of attempted murder.

Course, it goes without saying that Sgt Rat was the salt of the earth, a brilliant fucking copper (although not that brilliant that he could stop a handcuffed terror suspect shooting him FIVE fucking times), a Bear of a man who would do anything for anyone and an all round true hero, blah, blah, blahdy blah… But where is the coincidence in all this I hear you ask.

And to that, I could answer that Sgt Rat was just two months away from retiring… At 54 yrs old:

The Metropolitan Police custody sergeant shot dead at a London police station by a suspect in handcuffs was today identified as a rugby-loving ‘big friendly bear’ from New Zealand who was two-months away from retirement. 

Yet that is not really a coincidence because it appears that all coppers who are [fake] killed on duty are the best of the best who are weeks or months from retirement… And let’s make no bones about it, Sgt Rat was the best of the best having been a Close Protection Officer for both Princess Diana & the Queer Mother, not to mention the fact that he was almost killed by an IRA bomb:

Sergeant Ratana, who’s job was to look after the care and welfare of detained people, died in hospital. 

He was formerly a protection officer for Princess Diana, the Queen Mother and former-Prime Minister John Major.

And, in 1992, the hero officer found himself less than 330 yards away from an IRA car bomb which was exploding outside 10 Downing Street, The Mirror reports.Source

You really couldn’t make it up!

However, the real coincidence has now been removed from the internet, because presumably it was too far fetched for even The Powers That Be.

You see, early reports had it that Sgt Rat was shot dead immediately after having a test for Covid – 19.

That then changed to Sgt Rat being shot dead whilst trying to give the suspect a Covid -19 test:

A policeman killed in south London was shot as he took the suspect’s temperature for Covid-19, according to reports... Source

That will teach me to not gather information sooner.

Nevertheless, if you are still not convinced that the story is bollox, you only need to ask yourself why the fuck the mush shot the copper in the first place.

I mean, he is now looking at a life sentence without the possibility of parole, yet had he not done so, he would have got maybe 10 yrs (at the most) – out in 5… It doesn’t make sense does it?

And then there are the photoshopped pictures used by the Chimp to try and add credence to the old bollox.

PHOTO: A very old looking Sgt Rat playing rugby… Blow the photo up and spot the photoshopping

PHOTO: A somewhat different looking Sgt Rat obviously had to have a beautiful bird… Don’t they all?

PHOTO: A Sgt Rat look-alike breaks down in tears outside the police station

And like always, there is a story behind the “hero’s” lovelife:

The devastated mother of a slain Metropolitan Police sergeant’s partner has described her heartbreak after he was shot dead following ‘six wonderful years’ with her daughter.   

Penelope Bushby today told how Sergeant Matiu Ratana had been a pillar of strength for her daughter Sue after she lost her father Roy earlier this year. 

Mrs Bushby, 81, added it is difficult for the pair to ‘accept that we will never see him again’ after Mr Ratana, 54, was shot at point-blank range in the line of duty on Friday... Source

Course, it would be too much of a cliche (not to mention a coincidence) to say that Mat the Rat was just about to propose to Wonder Woman when he met his untimely end wouldn’t it?

Wouldn’t it?

Apparently not.

Moving on, and it seems that BoJo’s [fake] bird, Carrie Symonds is on holiday again with [fake] baby Wilfred… Who the fuck calls their baby Wilfred?

PHOTO: WILFRED Bramble… A sick nonce

These rich cunts are always on holiday aren’t they?

However, when it comes down to coincidences, Carrie is a real winner.

You see, as you may or may not know, our Carrie, as well as being BoJo’s latest beau, was also coincidentally raped by John Worboys:

Worboys is of course – according to the press – Britain’s most prolific rapist… Despite the fact that no one had ever heard of him until his attempt at early release from prison a couple of years ago.

Course, the above headline was published a year before Symonds became BoJo’s floozy and it is fair to say that when she did, little to nothing was said in the press about her having been raped by Worboys – whereas to my mind, you would have thought that such a coincidence would have been all over the news.

However, it has now come to light that Our Carrie is a devout Satanist:

Course, the fact that Symonds is into the black arts is hardly a coincidence. After all, you have to be if you want to get anywhere in the elite circles and I am absolutely positive that BoJo shares her passion… The dirty cunts.

Nevertheless, let’s close this article with one of the best series of coincidences that I have ever come across and is in regard to former US Presidents, John F Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln:

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

john F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”

Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater… Source: Wikipedia

Just sayin’.

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